Floor puzle

Tired of laying the same old puzzle of the royal family over and over again?
Had enough of pieces that dosen't fit where you want them to?
Fed up with working delicate, light weight carton?
Fret no longer - order your very own stone floor puzzle now!
It comes in 1:1 scale! Totally workable with a mallet! And pieces heavy enough to break bones, and sharp enough to cut of limbs!
Order now and we'll throw an extra dozen segments right through your window!
(Contains small bits, not suitable for people with anger managment problems, mallet not included.)
Had enough of pieces that dosen't fit where you want them to?
Fed up with working delicate, light weight carton?
Fret no longer - order your very own stone floor puzzle now!
It comes in 1:1 scale! Totally workable with a mallet! And pieces heavy enough to break bones, and sharp enough to cut of limbs!
Order now and we'll throw an extra dozen segments right through your window!
(Contains small bits, not suitable for people with anger managment problems, mallet not included.)
